Living Room Jokes

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

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Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

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What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

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Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

How do you top a train?

Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D