What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ?

Bull the chain when your done !

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.