You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
They don't have wives
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
It was an udder catastrophe.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
Man, wall mounts are awesome."
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
A mathador.
There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
It saw a pikachu across the street.
A good start
Because he didn't need a living room anymore!
Don't we live in every room
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
I can't believe someone would stoop so low.