You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Time to try the udder one."
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
Replaced
I don't even wanna talk to the living.
A mathador.
People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do
Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
Kitchen
A good start.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
the LIVING room
The living room( haha get it )
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
