What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.