What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight