What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who?

Chile out tonight !