What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.