What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.