What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !