What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)