When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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Why is Rengar so OP?

Because E: Bola Strike.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is