When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is