How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is