How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Proof Jokes More Proof Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.