How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Proof Jokes More Proof Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is