How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.