How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people?

Dark humor

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth