How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish?

You give her a test tickle.

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

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How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

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How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.