For me, it's about three fifths.
Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
By the ears
Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.
looks over both shoulders....
Enough to make one President.
A fifth.