When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.