When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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An elephant with spare parts !el

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.