When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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Why did Constantinople fall?

Itstumbled.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language