Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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What are you waiting for?

A car.

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One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract