How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.