Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.