Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "