Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.