Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office