How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Bill Wither Jokes More Bill Wither Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!