How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.