How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

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How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.