What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton