They're listening to duckstep!
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
A quack-head.
The snort quack.
Chopin
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
A penny.
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
