Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Nod Jokes More Nod Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.