What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant