What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.