What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.