What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF