What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.