What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!