What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Previous Random Joke Next
Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.