What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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