What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

How does Sean Connery's dog bark?

Woofsh

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.