What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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Find what you're booking for