What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.