What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Magazine Jokes More Magazine Jokes

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

5 Year Old Kid Jokes More 5 Year Old Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines