What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

Magazine Jokes More Magazine Jokes

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

Survivor Jokes More Survivor Jokes

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

5 Year Old Kid Jokes More 5 Year Old Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines