What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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What do you call a 5 year old without any friend?

A Sandy Hook Survivor

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines