What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Magazine Jokes More Magazine Jokes

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

Survivor Jokes More Survivor Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

5 Year Old Kid Jokes More 5 Year Old Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines