What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

Stampede Jokes More Stampede Jokes

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW