What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

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What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE !

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!