What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues