What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.