What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues