What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!