How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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Why is reddit bad grammar?

Because you can't read a dit.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.