How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.