How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

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Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white?

Because they read.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.