Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

What is a tick's favorite fruit?

Lime.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.