Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

What's worse than lime?

Sublime.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.