How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.