How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between an apple and a hormone?

You can't hear an apple

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

France Jokes More France Jokes

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)