How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

because it was the first Indie film.

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.