What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

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What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.