Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What do you get?

A solipsistic Alphabet.

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Regard Jokes More Regard Jokes

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."