Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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D Jokes More D Jokes

Why is the Computer D Drive always sad?

D:

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Tic Tac Jokes More Tic Tac Jokes

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!