Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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How can you make your d bigger?

CAPS LOCK

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.