Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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D Jokes More D Jokes

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Tic Tac Jokes More Tic Tac Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!