Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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Why does Edward Woodwood have four D's in his name?

Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet