The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
You get a tizzy signal!
They have a mole on their body.
Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.
A "Minstrel".
Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
because she lost the recipe.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
A tic tac
A Pastafarian.
Pasta pasta, pasta.
His bark was much worse than it's bite !
No more light bulb jokes!