Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Tic Tac Jokes More Tic Tac Jokes

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic