Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Tic Tac Jokes More Tic Tac Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!