The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.
Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
They say he made a mint.
Abandonment.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A tic tac
Pasta la vista, baby!
A Pastatute
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
