First we steal two Eggs
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
because she lost the recipe.
A: She couldn't find the recipe.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
First, invade ze kitchen...
By Spaghett-e-mail!
A: They always forget the recipe.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
100 meter Daesh
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
2:39
Because 1 more would have been 240...
A human.
Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy
Sony Playstation
Because it cracked itself up.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
They throw silverware down the stairs.
STUPID AMERICAN!
Someone who works in a mint.
A "Minstrel".
