Recipe Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

3 Word Jokes More 3 Word Jokes

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.