Recipe Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

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What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What sound does a Chinese doorbell make?

Ching Chong