First we steal two Eggs
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An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
because she lost the recipe.
A: She couldn't find the recipe.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
First, invade ze kitchen...
By Spaghett-e-mail!
A: They always forget the recipe.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood
A chim-PANSY
In car, serrated
Are you sure it's mine "
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
A: The blonde works in the dark!
Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.
Synonym.
Underlay! Underlay!
The bench can support a family of four.
Because one more, and it would be too-farty.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
The Dine-and-Daesh.
A Daesh washer.
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If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
