First we steal two Eggs
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An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
because she lost the recipe.
A: She couldn't find the recipe.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
First, invade ze kitchen...
By Spaghett-e-mail!
A: They always forget the recipe.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Cinnamon buns.
Synonym.
By looking over your shoulder!
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
Because one more would be too farty
If they had one more it would be to farty
The Vampire State Building.
Tell them it's nearly finished.
Karma-vore
Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.
Sinko :D
No ms te!
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
What are we going to do now, Pierre
Steal a chicken
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