Recipe Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

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What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

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How old was I when I was 3?

me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

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What's Isis' favorite race?

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh