How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

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What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!