How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.