First we steal two Eggs
They won't stop to ask for directions.
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
An iceberglar
Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.