Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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He wanted to see stars during the day.

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An egg can stay in the cup longer

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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Claude

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.