Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Turkey, apparently.

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Socrates

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Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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In a henvelope!

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One day she'd just had un uf.

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Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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You don't speak English fourchette!

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Eau myyyyyyyy....

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.