How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.