How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.