How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any