How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!