What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

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What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond