What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond