What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.