What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

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Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.