What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana RepublicBANA

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms