How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescendant con descending.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.