How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.