What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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What's the opposite of condescending?

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What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.