How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

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How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

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Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!