Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum