Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa?

He got eballa

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!