Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

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What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez?

At the pico de gallows.

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What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.