Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

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What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.