Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger