Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

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Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.