Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.