Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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Where do you find a kid with no legs?

Right where you left him

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

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Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

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Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.