Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.