What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !