What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving