What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

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Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.