What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black?

A ripe bananna

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

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Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

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Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.