What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

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Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What do you call an Asian pothead?

Tao Lee

How do you make an Asian Blind?

you put a windshield in front of them

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks