What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

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Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

Chink Jokes More Chink Jokes

Why did the Samurais armor break?

There was a chink in it.

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.