What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

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Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.