What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends?

offensive A sandy hook survivor.

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What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.