A Sandy Hook Survivor
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PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
A Sandy Hook survivor.
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
It was rated PG-13.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
The water washes away her tears
Somebody shot her.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
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5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
Nothing.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
offensive A sandy hook survivor.
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
Because it was rated R.
PG-13!
Because based god and acid god had a baby.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
Cook them in the microwave
Teaching the chicken to cook
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
TB or not TB, that is the question.
With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.
A Mugging.
Au lait.
