A Sandy Hook Survivor
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PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
A Sandy Hook survivor.
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
It was rated PG-13.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
The water washes away her tears
Somebody shot her.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
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5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
Nothing.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
offensive A sandy hook survivor.
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
Because he Ramparts the red sea each month
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
He only got nailed once
He's always nailed to the boards....
You pokemon
because they might Pikachu!
I'm Prada you son."
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Tie food
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
