How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?

Omaha

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river