How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.