How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold