How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

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What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

Why are librarians so shy?

Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.