How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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Why are librarians so shy?

Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."