Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.
File compression
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.
A waist of time *door closes on way out*
A waist of time.
No ballroom.