Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call it when someone from Belarus lies to you?

A Belaruse!

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.