Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.
They lie still.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.
Because it's a Finnish hymn.
Catholic priests
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
A lawyer
Who cares!
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)
Driving