What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.