What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

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What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.