What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.