What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)