What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!